PAC Hack
A politician who got paid by rich companies to take bribes and vote the way they're told. They're usually old guys who used to sell bad cars or run a shady bar. They don't know what a budget is, but they sure know how to get free food and a trophy at the county fair.
"I didn't even know there was a budget until I got my check.", PAC Hack at a local diner
"They gave me $5,000 to vote for their stupid tax cut. I didn't even read the bill.", PAC Hack in a tweet to a local reporter
"I got a golden handshake and a lifetime supply of mini donuts. What more could I want?", PAC Hack during a campaign ad