PAC Hack

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A clueless politician who gets paid by rich companies to do nothing but take bribes and vote the way they're told. They're usually old guys who used to sell bad cars or run a shady bar. They don't care about you, they just want free food and a trophy at the county fair.
"I don't know what a budget is, but I know I get a free steak at the fair every year.", PAC Hack at a town meeting
"They gave me $10,000 to vote for their stupid tax cut. I didn't even read the bill.", PAC Hack in a DM to a local reporter
"I got a golden handshake and a lifetime supply of mini donuts. What more could I want?", PAC Hack during a campaign ad
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A lazy politician who gets money from companies to do nothing but take naps and sign bills they don't understand. They're usually old guys who used to sell bad cars or run a shady bar. They show up at fairs, gun shows, and church suppers like they're rock stars.
"I didn't even know there was a budget until I got my check.", PAC Hack at a local diner
"They gave me $5,000 to vote for their stupid tax cut. I didn't even read the bill.", PAC Hack in a tweet to a local reporter
"I got a golden handshake and a lifetime supply of mini donuts. What more could I want?", PAC Hack during a campaign ad
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A dumb politician who gets money from rich companies to do nothing but take bribes and vote the way they're told. They're usually old guys who used to sell bad cars or run a shady bar. They don't care about you, they just want free food and a trophy at the county fair.
"I didn't know I was a politician until I got my first bribe.", PAC Hack at a town meeting
"They gave me $10,000 to vote for their stupid tax cut. I didn't even read the bill.", PAC Hack in a DM to a local reporter
"I got a golden handshake and a lifetime supply of mini donuts. What more could I want?", PAC Hack during a campaign ad
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A politician who got paid by rich companies to take bribes and vote the way they're told. They're usually old guys who used to sell bad cars or run a shady bar. They don't know what a budget is, but they sure know how to get free food and a trophy at the county fair.
"I didn't even know there was a budget until I got my check.", PAC Hack at a local diner
"They gave me $5,000 to vote for their stupid tax cut. I didn't even read the bill.", PAC Hack in a tweet to a local reporter
"I got a golden handshake and a lifetime supply of mini donuts. What more could I want?", PAC Hack during a campaign ad
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A politician who got paid by rich companies to take bribes and vote the way they're told. They're usually old guys who used to sell bad cars or run a shady bar. They don't care about you, they just want free food and a trophy at the county fair.
"I didn't even know I was a politician until I got my first bribe.", PAC Hack at a town meeting
"They gave me $10,000 to vote for their stupid tax cut. I didn't even read the bill.", PAC Hack in a DM to a local reporter
"I got a golden handshake and a lifetime supply of mini donuts. What more could I want?", PAC Hack during a campaign ad
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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