PAC Hack
A lazy politician who gets money from companies to do nothing but take naps and sign bills they don't understand. They're usually old guys who used to sell bad cars or run a shady bar. They show up at fairs, gun shows, and church suppers like they're rock stars.
"I didn't even know there was a budget until I got my check.", PAC Hack at a local diner
"They gave me $5,000 to vote for their stupid tax cut. I didn't even read the bill.", PAC Hack in a tweet to a local reporter
"I got a golden handshake and a lifetime supply of mini donuts. What more could I want?", PAC Hack during a campaign ad