Pabst Smir - When you mix PBR with Smirnoff like you’re trying to make a

When you mix PBR with Smirnoff like you’re trying to make a drink for a dog who just failed a test.

My friend made a Pabst Smir and it tasted like regret and sadness.

I drank a Pabst Smir and then my uncle said I looked like a sad potato.

At the bar, the guy next to me ordered a Pabst Smir and I knew he was a lost cause.