Pabst Smir

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A cheap and weak version of a hangover cure. It’s when you pour PBR into a shot glass full of Smirnoff and hope it fixes your brain.

I drank a Pabst Smir before my mom showed up. I was too drunk to care if she saw me puking.

My brother made a Pabst Smir and called it a 'vodka beer', it was just a bad idea.

At the party, the Pabst Smir was the only thing that kept me from crying about my failed math test.

When you mix PBR with Smirnoff like you’re trying to make a drink for a dog who just failed a test.

My friend made a Pabst Smir and it tasted like regret and sadness.

I drank a Pabst Smir and then my uncle said I looked like a sad potato.

At the bar, the guy next to me ordered a Pabst Smir and I knew he was a lost cause.

The most basic way to get wasted. Just pour PBR into Smirnoff and hope it doesn’t taste like a bad decision.

I had a Pabst Smir and it felt like my brain was on fire.

My friend drank a Pabst Smir and then started yelling at the TV.

I tried a Pabst Smir and it was like my tongue was in a trash can.