Pabst Smir - The most basic way to get wasted. Just pour PBR into Smirnof

The most basic way to get wasted. Just pour PBR into Smirnoff and hope it doesn’t taste like a bad decision.

I had a Pabst Smir and it felt like my brain was on fire.

My friend drank a Pabst Smir and then started yelling at the TV.

I tried a Pabst Smir and it was like my tongue was in a trash can.