Pabst Smeared - When you drink so much PBR the next day you’re floating in a

When you drink so much PBR the next day you’re floating in a lake of gas and your breath smells like a dead raccoon.

My boss said I stank like a garbage can in July.

I burped so loud my neighbor came out to check if my house was on fire.

I tried to kiss my girlfriend and she ran away like I was a monster.