Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so wasted from chugging Pabst Blue Ribbon that you can’t tell your balls from your elbows and you’re screaming at the ceiling.

I drank 12 PBRs and now I’m yelling at my mom’s ghost.

My roommate tried to cook breakfast and it looked like a war zone.

I passed out on the floor and woke up with a mouth full of beer and regret.

2

The giant poopy explosion you get after drinking so much Pabst Blue Ribbon you could probably start a fire with your butt.

I ate a whole pizza and then pooped out a waterfall of PBR.

My jeans were soaked and I had to sit on a couch like a broken chair.

My brother said my stink was so strong it could smell up the moon.

3

A crazy mix of beer and vodka that tastes like a bar fight and you’re drunk enough to think it’s a party.

I ordered a Pabst Smear and it tasted like my cousin’s sock after a week in a shoe box.

My friend drank it and started dancing on a table like he was in a movie.

I tried it and I thought I was about to die from the flavor.

4

When you’re so drunk from PBR that you’re talking to the wall and it’s arguing back.

I woke up and my dog was staring at me like I was a piece of meat.

I tried to make coffee and spilled it on my shirt like a bad magician.

I told my dad I was the president and he believed me for five minutes.

5

When you drink so much PBR the next day you’re floating in a lake of gas and your breath smells like a dead raccoon.

My boss said I stank like a garbage can in July.

I burped so loud my neighbor came out to check if my house was on fire.

I tried to kiss my girlfriend and she ran away like I was a monster.

6

A beer that’s half PBR and half something that looks like it came from a cave and it tastes like it’s haunted.

I drank it and it felt like I was being chased by a ghost.

My friend tried it and he said it was like drinking a haunted lake.

I got so weirded out I threw it at my brother.

7

A weird beer that’s like a battle between two different kinds of beer and you’re stuck in the middle.

I drank it and my brain felt like it was in a blender.

My friend said it was like a monster was fighting inside his mouth.

I tried to drink it and it tasted like a bad dream.