Pabst pounder
A Pabst pounder is like a 16-ounce can of beer that people think is a real workout, even though it's just a can that might weigh about as much as your self-respect.
"I'm getting a Pabst pounder, because I'm gonna need that power to beat my ex."
My mom said, "I'm getting a Pabst pounder, because I'm tired of being a disappointment."
My brother DM'd me, "Just got a Pabst pounder, and I'm already thinking about my next mistake."