Pabst pounder

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A Pabst pounder is when you order a 16-ounce can of Pabst beer and act like you're lifting weights, even though you're just holding a can that weighs about as much as your dignity.
"I'm getting a Pabst pounder, because I'm gonna need that strength to survive this Monday."
My coworker said, "I'm getting a Pabst pounder, because my brain's about to explode."
My friend texted me, "Just got a Pabst pounder, and I'm already regretting my life choices."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A Pabst pounder is like a 16-ounce can of beer that people think is a real workout, even though it's just a can that might weigh about as much as your self-respect.
"I'm getting a Pabst pounder, because I'm gonna need that power to beat my ex."
My mom said, "I'm getting a Pabst pounder, because I'm tired of being a disappointment."
My brother DM'd me, "Just got a Pabst pounder, and I'm already thinking about my next mistake."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A Pabst pounder is a 16-ounce can of beer that people claim is a real can of weights, even though it’s just a can that probably weighs about as much as your problems.
"I'm getting a Pabst pounder, because I need that strength to beat my boss."
My sister said, "I'm getting a Pabst pounder, because I'm done with my sad life."
My neighbor texted me, "Just got a Pabst pounder, and I'm already drunk on regret."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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