Pabst Penis
A guy’s sexual power vanishes because he drank so much Pabst Blue Ribbon he’s now a soft, sad man.
He said he’d take me out, but I got a Pabst Penis and a free pizza.
My brother got a Pabst Penis and now he’s just a guy who stares at the ceiling.
I told my friend he’d get a Pabst Penis, and he said, 'Bring it on.'