Pabst Penis

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When a guy turns into a weakling after chugging too much Pabst Blue Ribbon and can't even get it up.

I tried to impress my date, but my Pabst Penis hit me like a truck.

He drank six cans and now he's just a sad man in a bed.

I told my buddy he'd have a Pabst Penis, and he said, 'Let it happen.'

A guy's manhood goes south when he drinks too much Pabst Blue Ribbon and can't do anything.

I woke up with a Pabst Penis and a hangover that could kill a horse.

He drank the whole fridge and now he's just a meaty disappointment.

My cousin got a Pabst Penis after a beer battle and cried like a baby.

A guy’s sexual power vanishes because he drank so much Pabst Blue Ribbon he’s now a soft, sad man.

He said he’d take me out, but I got a Pabst Penis and a free pizza.

My brother got a Pabst Penis and now he’s just a guy who stares at the ceiling.

I told my friend he’d get a Pabst Penis, and he said, 'Bring it on.'