Pabst Goal - A goal so bad it’s like you got a Pabst Blue Ribbon instead

A goal so bad it’s like you got a Pabst Blue Ribbon instead of a real beer. No one wants that. Especially not you.

I just hit the net with a Pabst Goal and my coach gave me the death stare.

My dog scored a Pabst Goal and it was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

I took a shot and it went in like it was ashamed of itself.