Pabst Goal

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A lousy goal in a hockey game that’s so bad it feels like you got tricked into drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon. No one deserves that level of trash.

I scored a Pabst Goal and it was like my stick turned into a mop.

My friend shot the puck and it went into the net like it was crying.

I made a Pabst Goal and my team looked at me like I betrayed them.

A goal so bad it’s like you got a Pabst Blue Ribbon instead of a real beer. No one wants that. Especially not you.

I just hit the net with a Pabst Goal and my coach gave me the death stare.

My dog scored a Pabst Goal and it was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

I took a shot and it went in like it was ashamed of itself.

A goal so bad it makes you want to scream. Like you were promised a real beer and got Pabst instead. No one deserves that.

I made a Pabst Goal and my team facepalmed like it was a crime.

My brother shot the puck and it went in like it was dying.

I scored a Pabst Goal and my mom asked if I was trying to make me cry.