pabotus
A giant wet noodle in a suit who thinks he's the president of America. Also known as Donald Trump. I swear to God, I’d let him lick my feet if it meant he’d shut up.
'He’s not a president, he’s a pabotus and he’s still trying to be the king of the world.'
'I’d rather be eaten by a shark than listen to him talk for five minutes.'
'He’s the reason I quit my job and started yelling at pigeons.'