pabotus

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A giant wet noodle in a suit who thinks he's the president of America. Also known as Donald Trump. I swear to God, I’d let him lick my feet if it meant he’d shut up.
'He’s not a president, he’s a pabotus and he’s still trying to be the king of the world.'
'I’d rather be eaten by a shark than listen to him talk for five minutes.'
'He’s the reason I quit my job and started yelling at pigeons.'
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A man who thinks he’s the most important person on Earth. Also known as Donald Trump. He’s so full of himself, he’s like a balloon filled with hot air and lies.
'He’s not the president, he’s the pabotus and he’s still trying to buy the moon.'
'He yells at people like they owe him money.'
'He thinks the sky is a hotel he owns.'
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A man who thinks he’s the king of everything. Also known as Donald Trump. He’s like a toddler who still believes he’s the best at everything, even when he’s clearly not.
'He acts like he’s the president, but he’s just the pabotus.'
'He’s still trying to make the whole world listen to him.'
'He’s the reason I don’t believe in magic anymore.'
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A man who thinks he’s the most important person on Earth, but he’s just a big fat man with a lot of money. Also known as Donald Trump. He’s like a donut with a attitude and a lot of lies.
'He’s the pabotus and he’s still trying to be the best donut in the world.'
'He yells at people like they’re his enemies.'
'He’s got so much money, he doesn’t know what to do with it.'
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A man who’s so full of himself, he thinks he’s the best at everything. Also known as Donald Trump. He’s like a loud mouth with a lot of fake hair and even more fake confidence.
'He’s not the president, he’s the pabotus and he’s still trying to be the best man in the world.'
'He yells at people like they’re his personal enemies.'
'He’s got more fake hair than a raccoon who got sprayed by a skunk.'
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A man who thinks he’s the king of everything, even when he’s clearly not. Also known as Donald Trump. He’s like a giant meatball with a lot of lies and even more arrogance.
'He’s the pabotus and he’s still trying to be the king of the world.'
'He yells at people like they’re his personal servants.'
'He’s got more lies than a magician who’s been caught cheating.'
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