Pablosexkebab
Eating expired tar tar sauce and then shitting on a zambonie like it’s your ex. You have to be a weirdo or someone who got caught doing something bad with a goat.
I ate that tar tar sauce and pooped on the zambonie like it was my ex.
That sauce was so old it had a mustache. I pooped on the zambonie like it was my crush.
I ate the sauce and pooped so much the zambonie said I was a mess.