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When you chow down on old tar tar sauce that smells like dead rats and then poop everywhere a zambonie is trying to clean up. You gotta be a pervert or a brainiac to do this.
I ate that tar tar sauce from 2019 and pooped on the zambonie like it was my enemy.
That sauce was older than my dad’s beard. I pooped on the zambonie like it owed me money.
I ate the tar tar sauce and pooped so hard the zambonie cried.
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Eating expired tar tar sauce and then shitting on a zambonie like it’s your ex. You have to be a weirdo or someone who got caught doing something bad with a goat.
I ate that tar tar sauce and pooped on the zambonie like it was my ex.
That sauce was so old it had a mustache. I pooped on the zambonie like it was my crush.
I ate the sauce and pooped so much the zambonie said I was a mess.
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When you eat tar tar sauce that’s been sitting in a broom closet for years and then drop a load on a zambonie. You need to be a pervert or someone who thinks math is a sport.
I ate that tar tar sauce and pooped on the zambonie like it was my nemesis.
That sauce was so old it had a belly button. I pooped on the zambonie like it was my friend.
I ate the sauce and pooped so much the zambonie gave me a standing ovation.
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