pablo sanchez
Pablo Sanchez is the ultimate Backyard Sports star. He’s fast, he’s good at hitting, and he’s decent at fielding, but his pitching is so bad, it’s like he’s throwing rocks.
Pablo tries to pitch and throws a rock that hits the umpire in the face.
He says, 'I’m the best,' and then throws three straight strikes, that’s three bad pitches.
He claims he’s the best, but his pitching is so bad, the team starts singing 'We Are the Champions' just to make it stop.