pablo sanchez

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Pablo Sanchez is the king of the Backyard Sports crew. He’s Mexican, speaks only Spanish, and thinks English is a foreign language, until he cheats and shows everyone he’s been lying the whole time.
Pablo walks into a classroom and says, '¡Hola!' and the teacher says, 'You’re not in Spain, Pablo.'
He uses a cheat code and yells, 'I speak English, you dummy!' in the middle of a game.
He tries to impress a girl by saying 'Hola, ¿cómo estás?' and she says, 'You’re not even from here.'
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Pablo Sanchez is the ultimate Backyard Sports star. He’s fast, he’s good at hitting, and he’s decent at fielding, but his pitching is so bad, it’s like he’s throwing rocks.
Pablo tries to pitch and throws a rock that hits the umpire in the face.
He says, 'I’m the best,' and then throws three straight strikes, that’s three bad pitches.
He claims he’s the best, but his pitching is so bad, the team starts singing 'We Are the Champions' just to make it stop.
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Pablo Sanchez is the most powerful man on Earth, or at least he thinks he is. He’s got a theme song, a baseball field, and the whole Backyard Sports world knows his name.
Pablo walks into a room and says, 'I am the most powerful man on Earth!' and everyone says, 'You’re not even real.'
He claims he owns the Earth, and the game just says, 'No, Pablo, you own a baseball field.'
He tries to rule the world, but his pitching ruins everything.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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