Pabla The Prick
Pabla the Prick is a meaty monster who shoves chicken into his body like it’s a crime and jerks off with the other hand. He thinks he’s god and will cuss you out if you ask him a question.
Pabla: 'You asked me a question? I’m gonna cuss you out for the next three days.'
Pabla: 'I don’t jerk off. I do the work of the gods.'
Pabla: 'You think I eat chicken? No, I judge it.'