Pabla The Prick

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Pabla the Prick is a meaty monster who shoves chicken breast into his veins like it’s a buffet and jerks off with the other hand. He thinks he’s god and will cuss you out if you even whisper a question.

Pabla: 'I don’t answer questions. I answer prayers.'

Pabla: 'You think I eat chicken? No, I absorb it through my pores.'

Pabla: 'I don’t need a question. I need a sacrifice.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Pabla the Prick is a steroid-slick lunatic who injects chicken like it’s a job and jerks off while talking to himself. He doesn’t answer questions, he gives you a lecture.

Pabla: 'You asked me a question? You should’ve brought a dictionary and a ladder.'

Pabla: 'I don’t jerk off. I perform a ritual.'

Pabla: 'You think I’m a man? No, I’m a deity with a chicken obsession.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Pabla the Prick is a meaty monster who shoves chicken into his body like it’s a crime and jerks off with the other hand. He thinks he’s god and will cuss you out if you ask him a question.

Pabla: 'You asked me a question? I’m gonna cuss you out for the next three days.'

Pabla: 'I don’t jerk off. I do the work of the gods.'

Pabla: 'You think I eat chicken? No, I judge it.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago