Paayman's bluf
A Paayman's Bluf is when someone talks too much about something small, like they're trying to be the main character of a bad movie.
She said the pencil was going to fall on her head. It was 5 inches away. She screamed like it was a monster.
He told me the eraser was going to steal my pencil. I said, 'It’s not even alive.' He ran out.
She said the paper was going to catch on fire. I said, 'It's just paper.' She asked for a fire extinguisher.