Paayman's bluf

My mom said the dog was going to eat me if I didn’t clean my room. I was scared for 10 minutes. Then the dog snored.

He told me the teacher was going to call my dad. I cried. Then the teacher said, 'He’s not even mad.'

She said the sky was going to fall. I grabbed a ladder. The sky stayed up.

He said he was going to beat me up. Then he ran away when I asked for a snack.

She told me the ghost was going to get me. I asked her if it had a snack. She ran out.

He said he was going to fail the test. I said, 'You didn’t even study.' He ran out.

She said the pencil was going to fall on her head. It was 5 inches away. She screamed like it was a monster.

He told me the eraser was going to steal my pencil. I said, 'It’s not even alive.' He ran out.

She said the paper was going to catch on fire. I said, 'It's just paper.' She asked for a fire extinguisher.

He told me the ceiling was going to crash down. I asked him if it had a permit. He said, 'It’s a secret.'

She said the clock was going to start a war. I said, 'It’s just ticking.' She sent me a DM saying, 'You’re a traitor.'

He told me the chair was going to bite me. I sat on it. It just smelled like pizza.

She said the hallway was haunted. I said, 'By who?' She said, 'By the ghost of your math teacher.' I asked if he was still alive. She said, 'No, he’s in the hospital.'

He said he was going to be a billionaire. I said, 'Cool.' He said, 'I have 1000 dollars.' I said, 'That’s cool too.' He ran out.

She said the lunch was going to explode. I said, 'Cool.' It just had a little cheese.

He said the principal was going to come in and yell at us. She came in and said, 'I just wanted to say hello.'

She said the teacher was going to give us a pop quiz. The teacher said, 'I just wanted to say good morning.'

He said the dog was going to bite me. The dog just gave me a hug.