Paayman's bluf
A Paayman's Bluf is when someone tells lies so big, you wonder if they’re trying to get a job at the circus.
He said the principal was going to come in and yell at us. She came in and said, 'I just wanted to say hello.'
She said the teacher was going to give us a pop quiz. The teacher said, 'I just wanted to say good morning.'
He said the dog was going to bite me. The dog just gave me a hug.