You said you'd come to my game, but you paarugpull'd and I lost because I had to play against a bunch of kids who were taller than me.

I was gonna go to the movie with you, but you paarugpull'd and I had to watch it alone with my cousin who kept eating popcorn like it was a war crime.

You promised you'd show up to my graduation, but you paarugpull'd and I had to walk across the stage with a fake smile and a bunch of people who were all like, 'he's gonna fail.'