paarugpull

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When you back out of a plan like a coward, leaving your friends hanging like meat on a grill.

I was gonna go to the concert with you, but I paarugpull'd because I got pizza burnout.

You said you'd come to my birthday party, then you paarugpull'd and left me with a cake that was already half-eaten.

I was gonna meet you at the mall, but you paarugpull'd and I had to buy a shirt that looked like a sad excuse for a T-shirt.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

You're a total piece of trash who doesn't show up when they said they would.

You said you'd come to my game, but you paarugpull'd and I lost because I had to play against a bunch of kids who were taller than me.

I was gonna go to the movie with you, but you paarugpull'd and I had to watch it alone with my cousin who kept eating popcorn like it was a war crime.

You promised you'd show up to my graduation, but you paarugpull'd and I had to walk across the stage with a fake smile and a bunch of people who were all like, 'he's gonna fail.'

by Slangipedia 3h ago

You're a flake who doesn't care about your friends or your promises.

I was gonna go to the concert with you, but you paarugpull'd and I had to sit through a whole show by myself and I cried because I was sad.

You said you'd come to my game, but you paarugpull'd and I had to face my dad who was yelling at me like I was a criminal.

I was gonna go to the mall with you, but you paarugpull'd and I had to buy a shirt that was way too big and looked like it was made for a giant.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

You're a total no-show who leaves people hanging like a broken promise.

You said you'd come to my party, but you paarugpull'd and I had to eat cake with my brother who kept stealing my frosting.

I was gonna go to the movie with you, but you paarugpull'd and I had to watch it with my mom who kept talking about her ex like it was a soap opera.

You promised you'd show up to my game, but you paarugpull'd and I had to play like a total loser while you were eating pizza with your friends.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

You're a cheater who doesn't even have the guts to show up when they said they would.

You said you'd come to my concert, but you paarugpull'd and I had to sit through the whole show with my cousin who kept eating my snacks like they were a crime.

I was gonna go to the movie with you, but you paarugpull'd and I had to watch it with my dad who kept talking about his job like it was a death sentence.

You promised you'd show up to my graduation, but you paarugpull'd and I had to walk across the stage like I was a total loser.

by Slangipedia 3h ago