Paan
Paan is like a curse for people with tiny dicks. They look like a woman with a face full of estrogen and they eat so much chicken breast it's like they're being punished by god.
My cousin has paan syndrome and looks like a woman who got hit by a hormone bomb.
He eats chicken breast like it's his last meal and now his dick is the size of a thumb.
He looks like a woman who got stuck in a man's body and it's all because of paan.