Paan

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Paan is a mouthful of madness that turns your mouth red like a angry lobster. You chew it like it's your last meal and then spit out juice that looks like it came from a blood bath.
My mom chews paan like it's her job and her mouth looks like a crime scene.
I tried paan once and my mouth looked like it had been hit by a tomato sauce explosion.
My uncle chews paan every day and spits out red juice like it's a fashion statement.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paan is like a curse for people with tiny dicks. They look like a woman with a face full of estrogen and they eat so much chicken breast it's like they're being punished by god.
My cousin has paan syndrome and looks like a woman who got hit by a hormone bomb.
He eats chicken breast like it's his last meal and now his dick is the size of a thumb.
He looks like a woman who got stuck in a man's body and it's all because of paan.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paan is like a crush that won't die. You like someone so much it's annoying and you can't stop thinking about them even after they rejected you like a bad cup of coffee.
I like him so much it's like my brain is on fire and I can't stop thinking about him.
He rejected me like I was yesterday's pizza and I still like him like he's my favorite snack.
I've been crushing on him since form 1 and now I'm just stuck in a loop of heartbreak.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Paan is when you get busy with someone and it's like you're doing the deed with a side of drama.
I did the deed with him and it was like a movie scene with extra drama.
She got busy with him like it was a big event and everyone was watching.
They did the deed in the back of a taxi and it was like a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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