paag
PAAG is another name for a turban. It’s the thing that Sikh guys and PAKIstanis wear on their heads. It’s also what they use to wipe their ass when they don’t have toilet paper.
My uncle wears a PAAG every day. He looks like a holy man, but I know he uses it to wipe his butt.
My cousin’s PAKI friend wore a PAAG to the party. It was so big, it looked like a hat for a giraffe.
My aunt said my brother’s turban was a PAAG. She called him a PAKI, and now he’s mad.