paag

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A Phat Ass Asian Girl is a hot Asian girl with a butt so big it looks like it has a life of its own. She’s the kind of girl who makes your Asian boyfriend look like a weakling who can’t even handle her side-eye.

My neighbor's sister is a PAAG. She walks in, and my cousin forgets how to breathe.

That PAAG in my math class gave me a side-eye so hard, I failed the test.

My brother tried to ask out a PAAG. He got rejected and now he’s eating cereal for dinner.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

PAAG is another name for a turban. It’s the thing that Sikh guys and PAKIstanis wear on their heads. It’s also what they use to wipe their ass when they don’t have toilet paper.

My uncle wears a PAAG every day. He looks like a holy man, but I know he uses it to wipe his butt.

My cousin’s PAKI friend wore a PAAG to the party. It was so big, it looked like a hat for a giraffe.

My aunt said my brother’s turban was a PAAG. She called him a PAKI, and now he’s mad.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

A PAAG is a hot Asian girl with a big butt. She’s the type of girl who makes your Asian boyfriend feel like he’s been replaced by a PAAG who probably has a better life than him.

That PAAG in my history class got a 100% on the test. My boyfriend got a 50% and now he’s crying.

My friend’s PAAG got him a new phone. My friend’s boyfriend got a new phone and now he’s confused.

My sister’s PAAG got her a new car. My sister’s boyfriend is now walking to school.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

PAAG means Phat Ass Asian Girl. It’s a fancy way of saying an Asian girl who has a butt that’s so big, it’s like it has its own Instagram page.

My friend’s PAAG has a butt so big, it got a follow from a celebrity.

My cousin’s PAAG got a new job because her butt is so famous.

My brother’s PAAG got a date with a celebrity because her butt is so good.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

PAAG is a headdress from Bihar. It’s a symbol of respect and honor. But if you’re the kind of guy who gets cucked by a PAAG, it’s also a symbol of your embarrassment.

My uncle wears a PAAG every day. He’s respected, but his brother got cucked by a PAAG.

My friend’s PAAG got him a new job. His boss said he was a legend in Bihar.

My brother’s PAAG got him a new car. His boyfriend got cucked and now he’s walking to school.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

PAAG means you gag on pubic hair. It’s when you’re so grossed out by the amount of pubic hair, you can’t even finish your meal.

I had to eat lunch while my friend’s PAAG was happening. I gagged and threw up.

My brother tried to kiss a PAAG. He got cucked and now he has pubic hair on his face.

My sister’s PAAG was so bad, I had to leave the room.

by Slangipedia 9h ago