pa-woke
A self-important, brain-dead person who thinks they’re saving the world by ranting online. They’re not woke, they’re just loud and wrong.
You’re typing 20 tweets about ‘justice’ but you’re still eating McDonald’s. You’re pawoke!
You think you’re a hero but you still don’t know what ‘pawoke’ means. You’re pawoke!
You’re arguing about ‘woke’ but you’re still stuck in 2015. You’re pawoke!