pa-woke

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A Filipino insult used by brain-dead people to make smart people feel stupid. They think they’re cool because they can’t understand something, or they got schooled and still won’t shut up.
You think you’re smart? I said ‘mga kaibigan’ and you still didn’t get it. You’re pawoke!
He explained quantum physics and I still don’t get it. I’m pawoke!
I said ‘maganda’ and you said ‘sino ka?’ You’re pawoke!
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A low-life who turns tiny problems into huge arguments just to make others look bad and themselves look cool. They’re not smart, just loud.
You spilled coffee on my shirt. Now it’s a war. You’re pawoke!
You said ‘sige’ and I called you a ‘magaing’ for 10 minutes. You’re pawoke!
You didn’t like my joke. Now we’re in a debate. You’re pawoke!
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A self-important, brain-dead person who thinks they’re saving the world by ranting online. They’re not woke, they’re just loud and wrong.
You’re typing 20 tweets about ‘justice’ but you’re still eating McDonald’s. You’re pawoke!
You think you’re a hero but you still don’t know what ‘pawoke’ means. You’re pawoke!
You’re arguing about ‘woke’ but you’re still stuck in 2015. You’re pawoke!
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A dumb person who insults others for being smart, or for liking something they don’t. They think they’re cool, but they’re just being jerks.
You liked that viral meme. I don’t. You’re pawoke!
You explained a joke and I still didn’t get it. You’re pawoke!
You said ‘sige’ and I called you a ‘magaing’ for 5 minutes. You’re pawoke!
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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