pa-testicles - When your balls are so bruised they look like a piñata explo

When your balls are so bruised they look like a piñata exploded and you're left begging for mercy.

I got pa-testicles from my brother and still haven’t forgiven him.

He got pa-testicles from a punch and couldn’t walk for days.

My dad got pa-testicles and said he’d never eat lasagna again.