pa-testicles

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When someone crushes your balls so hard they look like a plate of soggy fries and you’re left screaming like a baby who got kicked in the face.

My uncle got pa-testicles at the gym and cried like a girl.

That kid got pa-testicles for stealing my snack.

I got pa-testicles from my dad because I failed math.

When your balls feel like they’ve been run over by a truck and you're too sore to even think about getting up.

He got pa-testicles at the football game and didn’t come home for a week.

My friend got pa-testicles from a surprise attack.

I got pa-testicles because I told my mom I didn’t like her cookies.

When your balls are so bruised they look like a piñata exploded and you're left begging for mercy.

I got pa-testicles from my brother and still haven’t forgiven him.

He got pa-testicles from a punch and couldn’t walk for days.

My dad got pa-testicles and said he’d never eat lasagna again.

The cool kids’ way of saying balls, like when you’re watching videos and you’re too cool to say it the normal way.

My friend said ‘pa-testicles’ in class and everyone laughed.

He used pa-testicles in a text and got called ‘the cool guy’.

I said pa-testicles and now I’m the class clown.