PA- romise

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A PA- romise is like a promise. But way more intense. It’s like you’re saying you’ll do something, and if you don’t, the whole world will beat you up and laugh while they do it.
I PA- orised I’d finish this game. Now I’m stuck with 1000 enemies and a broken controller.
She PA- orised she’d bring pizza. Now I have to eat grilled cheese and hate her.
He PA- orised he’d stop talking. Now I have to listen to him for 12 hours straight.
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A PA- romise is a promise that’s so strong, it could knock out a bull. If you break it, the whole world will cuss you out and throw food at you.
I PA- orised I’d eat my veggies. Now I have to choke down a whole plate of broccoli.
She PA- orised she’d stop stealing my snacks. Now I have no lunch and I hate her.
He PA- orised he’d stop picking his nose. Now I have to watch him do it for 2 hours.
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A PA- romise is the strongest kind of promise. It’s like you’re saying you’ll do something, and if you don’t, everyone will make your life a living hell.
I PA- orised I’d do my homework. Now I have to stay up until 2 AM and my teacher is mad.
She PA- orised she’d stop talking in class. Now I have to listen to her for an hour and I’m confused.
He PA- orised he’d stop eating my chips. Now I have no chips and he’s still eating them.
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A PA- romise is like a promise. But with more swearing and more pain. If you break it, the whole world will cuss you and beat you up.
I PA- orised I’d stop teasing my brother. Now he’s mad and he’s going to beat me up.
She PA- orised she’d stop drawing on my walls. Now my room is full of dragons and I’m mad.
He PA- orised he’d stop making noise. Now I can’t hear anything and I’m screaming.
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A PA- romise is a promise that’s so strong, it could knock out a bear. If you don’t keep it, the whole world will laugh at you and beat you up.
I PA- orised I’d stop playing video games. Now I’m stuck with no time to play and my eyes are sore.
She PA- orised she’d stop talking during dinner. Now I can’t hear anything and I’m mad.
He PA- orised he’d stop eating my cookies. Now I have no cookies and he’s still eating them.
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