pa ra pa pam pam
It’s what the little drummer boy screams when he realizes he’s stuck with a drum and no gifts for Jesus, and he’s too late to back out.
My mom plays that song every Christmas and I swear it’s the only thing keeping me from punching Santa.
That kid had no idea what he was getting into when he showed up with that drum.
I tried to sing along and I sounded like a dying raccoon.