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It’s what the little drummer boy screams when he realizes he’s stuck with a drum and no gifts for Jesus, and he’s too late to back out.

My mom plays that song every Christmas and I swear it’s the only thing keeping me from punching Santa.

That kid had no idea what he was getting into when he showed up with that drum.

I tried to sing along and I sounded like a dying raccoon.

It’s the noise the little drummer boy makes when he tries to impress Jesus with his drum and ends up embarrassing himself.

I heard that song and it reminded me of my brother’s attempt at karate.

That kid was so nervous he drummed like he was being chased by a bear.

My dog started barking at the song and I don’t know why.

It’s the sound the little drummer boy makes when he’s too scared to stop drumming because he’s afraid Jesus will be mad.

I was so scared of the song I hid under the couch during Christmas Eve.

That kid was like, ‘I’m not stopping until Jesus smiles.’

I had to leave the room when my mom played that song again.

It’s the sound the little drummer boy makes when he thinks he’s being cool but everyone else thinks he’s being weird.

I thought that kid was being cool until I realized he was just drumming for no reason.

He looked like he was trying to start a party but no one showed up.

I was laughing so hard I accidentally knocked over my dad’s coffee.

It’s the sound the little drummer boy makes when he’s trying to be fancy but just ended up making a mess.

That kid tried to be fancy and all he did was drum like a maniac.

He looked like he was trying to impress Jesus but he just made a mess.

I don’t know what’s worse, the song or my sister singing it.

It’s the sound the little drummer boy makes when he realizes he’s the only one who gave Jesus a gift and everyone else just showed up empty-handed.

I felt bad for that kid because everyone else just showed up with presents.

He was like, ‘I gave Jesus a drum and everyone else just showed up with candy.’

That kid was the only one who actually tried.