PA Girl
PA girls are born smart and stay that way. We don’t cuss like a sailor on a stormy sea. We don’t have orange skin or giant earrings. We don’t go to the shore, we go to the beach. We grab hoagies from WaWa and water ice from Rita’s. We don’t need to steal Jersey’s football team because we got our own. And nobody thinks Pennsylvania is the armpit of America.
You don’t cuss like a sailor. You cuss like a normal person.
I don’t go down the shore. I go to the beach. That’s a big difference.
Pennsylvania ain’t the armpit of America. It’s the butt cheek.