PA Girl

PA girls are born smart and stay that way. We don’t cuss like a sailor on a stormy sea. We don’t have orange skin or giant earrings. We don’t go to the shore, we go to the beach. We grab hoagies from WaWa and water ice from Rita’s. We don’t need to steal Jersey’s football team because we got our own. And nobody thinks Pennsylvania is the armpit of America.

PA girls are born with brains and a good sense of style. We don’t have orange skin or giant earrings. We go to the beach, not the shore. We don’t need to borrow Jersey’s football team because we got our own. We can pump our own gas and still look good. And nobody thinks Pennsylvania is the armpit of America.

PA girls are the real deal. We are smart and cool. We don’t cuss all the time. We don’t have orange skin or giant earrings. We go to the beach, not the shore. We grab our hoagies and water ice from real places. We don’t need to borrow Jersey’s football team. And nobody says Pennsylvania is the armpit of America.