P90Puss - A fake athlete who says they’re doing P90X but really just u

A fake athlete who says they’re doing P90X but really just uses it to skip everything and eat more junk food.

P90X is my new job. I’m not working today.

I’m doing P90X, so I don’t have to go to the store. You go.

I’m doing P90X, so I can eat all day. Don’t bother me.