P90Puss

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A lazy person who says they're doing P90X so they can sit on the couch and eat pizza instead of actually working out or hanging out with friends.

I’m doing P90X, so I can’t go to the party. You’re on your own.

I’m too busy doing P90X to help you move. Good luck.

I’m doing P90X, so I’m not coming to work. You’re fired.

A fake athlete who says they’re doing P90X but really just uses it to skip everything and eat more junk food.

P90X is my new job. I’m not working today.

I’m doing P90X, so I don’t have to go to the store. You go.

I’m doing P90X, so I can eat all day. Don’t bother me.

A person who says they’re doing P90X so they can run away from their problems and sit in front of the TV instead of dealing with real life.

P90X is my new best friend. I’m not coming to the meeting.

I’m doing P90X, so I can ignore you. Have a nice life.

I’m doing P90X, so I can sleep all day. Don’t wake me.

A person who says they’re doing P90X but really just uses it as a way to stay fat and avoid all the fun stuff.

I’m doing P90X, so I don’t have to go out. You go.

I’m doing P90X, so I can eat ice cream all day. Don’t bother me.

P90X is my new hobby. I’m not working today.

A person who claims to be doing P90X just so they can sit on the couch, yell at the TV, and ignore everyone else.

I’m doing P90X, so I can watch the whole game. Don’t talk to me.

I’m doing P90X, so I don’t have to help you clean. You’re on your own.

I’m doing P90X, so I can eat pizza and yell at the TV. Don’t bother me.

A person who says they’re doing P90X so they can run away from everything and sit in a chair eating snacks like a king.

I’m doing P90X, so I don’t have to go to the gym. You go.

I’m doing P90X, so I can sit and eat snacks all day. Don’t bother me.

I’m doing P90X, so I don’t have to go to work. You’re fired.