P45
When you tell someone they're no longer your friend, but you do it with a text, email, or phone call. No face-to-face needed.
I sent a text saying, 'You're no longer my friend. Have a nice life.' That was my P45.
My ex got a P45 from me via email: 'You're blocked. Forever.'
He called me and said, 'We're over. You're fired from friendship.' That was a P45.