P45

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A piece of paper you get when your boss kicks you out of their office and says you're no longer their problem.

My boss handed me a P45 and said, 'You're out of here. Don't come back unless you're rich and famous.'

I got a P45 and a free coffee from the office canteen. That's the worst part of being fired.

My P45 was so long, I thought it was a contract for a lifetime of misery.

A tiny room where people do weird stuff with their clothes and their bodies. It's like a party but with less snacks.

My cousin's P45 was just a closet with a couple of blankets and a lot of regret.

The P45 at my cousin's house had a couch, a lamp, and three people who didn't know each other.

That P45 was so small, I thought I was in a spaceship.

When you tell someone they're no longer your friend, but you do it with a text, email, or phone call. No face-to-face needed.

I sent a text saying, 'You're no longer my friend. Have a nice life.' That was my P45.

My ex got a P45 from me via email: 'You're blocked. Forever.'

He called me and said, 'We're over. You're fired from friendship.' That was a P45.

When your boss says you're no longer their employee, and it's usually because you did something stupid or you were bad at your job.

My boss said, 'You're fired. You're the worst employee I've ever had.' That was my P45.

I got a P45 because I forgot to turn on the coffee machine.

They handed me a P45 and said, 'You're fired. We're all better off now.'

When you're fired in a way that's as dramatic as the 45th President being fired. Usually involves a lot of yelling and maybe a fire.

My P45 was like a movie scene. The boss yelled, 'You're fired!' and threw a coffee cup at me.

I got my P45 and it was like a presidential impeachment. It was wild.

My P45 was so dramatic, I thought I was in a soap opera.

The tiniest car ever made, so small it feels like you're driving a toy. It was built by people who like cars and hate space.

That P45 was so tiny, it looked like a matchbox car.

I tried to fit my whole family in the P45, and it didn't work. Not even a little.

The P45 was so small, I thought I was going to drive it into the sky.