p3nz0r
p3nz0r is the ultimate form of manhood. It’s what you use when you’re too lazy to think and too drunk to care.
Bro, I just ate a whole pizza and my p3nz0r is screaming at me.
My p3nz0r is the reason I failed math.
I texted my mom and said, 'I’m not coming home. My p3nz0r is in a fight.'