Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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p3nz0r is the ultimate form of manhood. It’s what you use when you’re too lazy to think and too drunk to care.

Bro, I just ate a whole pizza and my p3nz0r is screaming at me.

My p3nz0r is the reason I failed math.

I texted my mom and said, 'I’m not coming home. My p3nz0r is in a fight.'

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p3nz0r is a body part that never sleeps. It’s always ready to cause trouble, even at 3 a. m.

My p3nz0r woke me up at 3 a. m. I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.

I told my p3nz0r to shut up, but it just got louder.

My p3nz0r is like a dog. It never stops barking.

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p3nz0r is the reason you’re here. It’s the thing that makes you forget your name and your purpose in life.

I forgot my name because my p3nz0r was too loud.

My p3nz0r is the reason I didn’t finish my homework.

I told my teacher, 'I don’t know my name. My p3nz0r is taking over.'

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p3nz0r is like a superhero. It saves you in times of need, even if it’s just to take a nap.

My p3nz0r saved me during the final exam. I just stared at it and it gave me the answers.

I told my p3nz0r to take a nap, and it took over my whole brain.

My p3nz0r is the only thing I trust more than my mom.

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p3nz0r is the last thing you think about before you fall asleep. It’s also the first thing you think about when you wake up.

I fell asleep thinking about my p3nz0r. I woke up thinking about my p3nz0r.

My p3nz0r is my best friend. It never leaves me.

I dreamt about my p3nz0r. I woke up and it was still there.