p33n - The 1337 way to say penis, like you're trying to sound cool

The 1337 way to say penis, like you're trying to sound cool but still fail.

I texted my crush, 'u r 1337 and so is my p33n.' He replied, 'I’m confused but also impressed.'

My p33n is 1337 and I'm not even trying.

I tried to be 1337, but my p33n just said 'lol' and left me hanging.