p33n

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The internet's favorite way to say penis, like it's the only thing that matters.

Bro, I'm gonna go on a 3-hour stream just to show off my p33n.

My mom asked why I was laughing so hard, and I said, 'Because my p33n is doing a stand-up show.'

I got banned from the forum for calling the admin's p33n 'a sad excuse for a sausage.'

The 1337 way to say penis, like you're trying to sound cool but still fail.

I texted my crush, 'u r 1337 and so is my p33n.' He replied, 'I’m confused but also impressed.'

My p33n is 1337 and I'm not even trying.

I tried to be 1337, but my p33n just said 'lol' and left me hanging.