P2Plug
A big, butt-shaped plug that goes up your back door. It sends secret messages through your butt to other butts in a sneaky, private chat. Used by cops and spies when they need to talk without anyone knowing.
"I just got a message from the cop across the street. He said, 'You're under arrest.'"
"My butt plug told me the thief's location. I called the cops before he even knew I was there."
"I got a butt message from my crush. It said, 'I love you.' I almost passed out."