P2Plug

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A big, butt-shaped plug that goes up your back door. It sends secret messages through your butt to other butts in a sneaky, private chat. Used by cops and spies when they need to talk without anyone knowing.
"I just got a message from the cop across the street. He said, 'You're under arrest.'"
"My butt plug told me the thief's location. I called the cops before he even knew I was there."
"I got a butt message from my crush. It said, 'I love you.' I almost passed out."
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A plug for your butt that works like a phone. It sends messages through your butt to other butts. Used by cops and spies to talk in secret without being caught.
"My butt plug sent a message to my friend: 'The cop is coming.' We hid before he got here."
"I got a butt message from my teacher: 'You're in trouble.' I failed the test."
"My butt plug sent a message to my crush: 'Will you be my boyfriend?' He said yes."
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A butt plug that sends messages through your butt. It's used by cops and spies to talk in secret. You can't help but get messages when your butt is plugged in.
"My butt plug told me my crush had a crush on me. I almost died from happiness."
"The cop sent me a butt message: 'You're a bad kid.' I got grounded."
"My butt plug told me the thief's name. I called the cops and he got caught."
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A butt plug that sends messages through your butt. It's used by cops and spies to talk in secret. You can't help but get messages when your butt is plugged in.
"My butt plug told me my crush had a crush on me. I almost died from happiness."
"The cop sent me a butt message: 'You're a bad kid.' I got grounded."
"My butt plug told me the thief's name. I called the cops and he got caught."
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